This guy. So awesome.
- Interviewer: I guess I'm just wondering, like now that you're a full grown person and things, like, I'm kinda wondering what is it like to like, go places and like... people want to have sex with you, is that cool?
- Michael Cera: What was your name?
- Interviewer: Taylor, my name is Taylor.
- Michael Cera: Hey Taylor *extended pause/smirk* It's cool.
What’s not to like about this picture?
Three people I would want with me in case of a zombie apocalypse and a downside of each
1. Nate.
Why? Leroy Jenkins attitude, good at math/science/finding a cure, Guns. lots of guns, also experience. Downside? friendly fire. “WHY YOU SHOOTIN’ ME?!” :p
2. Jared.
Why? Experience, knowledge of the occult, control of minor demons, improvisation skill, access to bladed weapons Downside? zombie Jared. like, oh fuck. “KNIFE EYE ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!”
3. Neil Patrick Harris.
Why? WHY THE FUCK NOT?
Downside? NONE.
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Not the last airbender… the epic new movie that is in 3D and that I will be seeing with jared (mrkuchinsky.tumblr.com) and Alex (xeladner.tumblr.com) tomorrow.
GUYS DON’T FORGET. WERE GETTING LUNCH FIRST, SO IF I SHOW UP TO PICK YOU BASTARDS UP AND YOU AREN’T READY ITS GONNA BE REALLY DAMN AKWARD SO DON’T FUCKING FORGET. ALEX- BE READY AROUND 10:50. JARED- BE READY AROUND 11:00. I KNOW THIS IS WIERD THAT IM DOING THIS ON TUMBLR, BUT JARED- YOU LOST YOUR PHONE, AND ALEX- I JUST LIKE HARASSING YOU, BECAUSE YOU DO IT TO ME CONSTANTLY.
Yeah.
you do know you can use the little chain icons in the text post page to turn our urls into autolinks, right?
just checking.
Also, i am not going to see the avatar airbender movie unless they add Azula. also Wang Fire/Melon Lord.
Look at this cherubic little fucker with his massive ears.
Got a haircut finally.
Am I unattractive now :p ?
