January 2012
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Date nite
Jan 19th
A teenage girl at the supermarket asked if I was...
Do I look lonely? Or… wait. ……was she hitting on me.
Jan 15th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Any of my followers play minecraft?
Hit up our public server, now for a limited time only at 67.174.101.181:25565
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Did I mention that my girlfriend is fantastic?
Because, yeah
Jan 6th
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i cant think of a more appropriate situation for...
irresponsible drinking blog 2k12
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Pesterchum?
Hit me up, folks: taciturnAbactor
Jan 4th
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Elliot Smith is apathy porn.
Jan 3rd
December 2011
Dec 19th
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“Zig, zig, zig, Death in cadence, Striking a tomb with his heel, Death at...”
– Henri Cazalis
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Dec 11th
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happyheathen113: seaskin: “The Big Bang Theory is such a funny show lolol I’m such a nerd!! xD” Seriously, though… quality television.
Dec 7th
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Cory Doctorow is writing to a sequel to Little...
Dec 7th
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NDAA Section 1032 Verbatim.
The following is an excerpt from the 5th (currently most recent) version of Bill Number H.R.1540 for the 112th Congress, the 2011 National Defense Authorization Act. This piece of legislature would allow for the arrest and unlimited detainment of a United States citizen. (a) Custody Pending Disposition Under Law of War- (1) IN GENERAL- Except as provided in paragraph (4), the Armed Forces of the...
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Dec 5th
Jesus
Textsfrombennett is the best tumblr in the history of ever.
Dec 5th
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Pardon me while I just fucking shoot myself
Dec 5th
FUUUUUUUUUUUU
I was going 32/0 in TF2 and then it crashed. Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
Once again Safeway officially stocks Eggnog
My life has meaning once again.
Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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November 2011
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Holy fucking shit you guys.
If I see another goddamn post about that ‘purple eyes’ mutation “Alexandria’s Genesis” I’m gonna blow my brains out.   “Alexandria’s Genesis” is not a real genetic mutation; it was created by a “Daria” fan-faction writer. To Reiterate:  “Alexandria’s Genesis” is not a real genetic mutation.
Nov 30th
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